How to irritate a Housemate !
well well well ... just saw Christine Tan Poh Choy punya blog about irritating room mates and driving them crazy ... and i guess it was posted for Peter Ting ? betul kah Christine ? he he he ... nevertheless, i do saw a few logical points in them and would like Peter Ting Kian Beng to try them to see whether they work a not lor ! well ... some of them were for room mates and Nicole is a housemate, so i would like to emphacy on a few points which Peter Ting could try ...
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Way to irritate your housemate and drive her Crazy ! (re-edited by Moo)
1) Stare at your housemate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare...
2) Give each of your walls in your dining Hall a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your housemate that you don't trust your ceiling...
3) Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language...
4) Don't ever flush the toilet...
5) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night.While you're doing so, look at your housemate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Tell your housemate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks...
7) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your housemate. Display in the kitchen table. Separate your housemate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your housemate's potato and give her some to eat it. Explain to your housemate, "She just didn't belong."
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and i guarantee if you do not irritate her right, you will frighten her until she will not dare to apporach you or complain about you ... worse come to worse, the Residential Advicer will just come and see you and warn you or something BUT the point is your made her FRIGHTENED of her ! ha ha ha ...
*The above is cited from Christine's Blog*
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Way to irritate your housemate and drive her Crazy ! (re-edited by Moo)
1) Stare at your housemate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare...
2) Give each of your walls in your dining Hall a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your housemate that you don't trust your ceiling...
3) Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language...
4) Don't ever flush the toilet...
5) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night.While you're doing so, look at your housemate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Tell your housemate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks...
7) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your housemate. Display in the kitchen table. Separate your housemate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your housemate's potato and give her some to eat it. Explain to your housemate, "She just didn't belong."
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and i guarantee if you do not irritate her right, you will frighten her until she will not dare to apporach you or complain about you ... worse come to worse, the Residential Advicer will just come and see you and warn you or something BUT the point is your made her FRIGHTENED of her ! ha ha ha ...
*The above is cited from Christine's Blog*
posted by Mooie at 9:52 PM
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